You can retake the test, but you cant relive the party
lalondie:

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine

deadb1ogger:

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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classof1969:

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nosdrinker:

Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud

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blowhan:

I got a call about a basic bitch disturbance.

yes officer my neighbor just got his sperrys please im so scared

thatsoratchet:

School is gay LMS if u agree

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richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

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finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

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